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Massage Therapies (7)
Fighter Class - Deep Tissue Massage
Fighter Deep Tissue Massage – Power Up Your Inner Strength Get ready to conquer muscle tension and …
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Magic Class - Accute Pain Relief Massage
Magic Class Accute Pain Relief Massage – Cast Away Sudden Discomfort Got hit with sudden, acute …
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Cleric Class - Relaxation Massage
Cleric Class Relaxation Massage – Restore Your Serenity Embark on a quest for peace with our …
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Artificer Class - Prenatal Massage
Artificer Class Prenatal Massage – Nurturing Comfort for Expecting Mothers Forge a soothing …
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Druid Class - Reiki
Druid Class – Reiki Energy Healing Channel the serene wisdom of nature with our Druid Class – …
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Short Rest
Short Rest – The Ultimate Relaxation Package Take a well-deserved Short Rest at Geek’s Haven …
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Lymph Hunter - Lymphatic Drainage
Lymph Hunter – Advanced Lymphatic Drainage for Superior Recovery Embark on a quest for better …
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Pricing Tiers

How often do you come in for massage? You will be sorted into a pricing class based on the frequency of your scheduled sessions. We can revisit at any time to move you into a new class whenever life changes your availability!

Ranger

Rangers are in roughly once a month with no more than 6 weeks between regular sessions. This allows us to work on chronic pain, stress, and general maintenance. Because of the frequency of sessions, Rangers pay the lowest amount for their sessions at $100 per hour.

Rogue

Rogues are in every 2-3 months. They schedule with acute problematic areas and we usually solve the problem in 1-3 sessions in a short time. Then, Rogues will often disappear again until another problem arises. Rogues who continue to book at least once a quarter (3 months) will pay $120 per hour for each session.

NPCs

It's not life without a few NPCs. These clients come in for a session once or twice each year. Massage is a relaxing luxury instead of a regular part of their wellness routine. NPCs will pay $150 per hour for each session.

Highlights

  • Parking available
  • Free consultation
  • By appointment only
  • Wheelchair accessible
  • Female-owned
  • LGBTQ+ owned
  • Cashapp accepted
  • Venmo accepted
  • Debit & Credit cards accepted
  • Excellent customer service
  • Debit & Credit Cards accepted